First light. An introduction..

Welcome people, for that is what I assume you are,lest ye be advanced lifeforms from afar, or a rat from N.I.H.M.(incidentally if someone would like to remind me what that acronym stands for bring it on,personally cant be bothered to search it right now).

Ok kick of your shoes .

So here I am nobbing it with the rest of the blogging glitterati, but may I add, not for the first time.
I can't remember my previous blog, though it is safe to say it amounted to possibly two paragraphs before then boredom set in, actually, I saw some rather distracting paint drying nearby.
This then is another attempt to see what all the fuss is about.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am me,and you are?..... well I guess you are you, though I am sure that should you hang around, we may, eventually end up on first name terms , for now though I'll start .
My name is Dave, or David should you feel like telling me off. If you like to can remain I.P. whatever for eternity! but please  don't feel obliged to  as there is always the interactive option.

What can you expect to find here?
I would have to say nothing I suppose,expect nothing but the unexpected,it's easy when you know how.

What do I do ? That is the question that causes me most strain throughout my cerebral day.I am nought but a genetic capsule conveyed through some kind of Douglas Adams quest for 42. I am neither here nor there and what I do is this and this only ask me at any time and this is what I will be about.